Let’s all rewatch this today to celebrate Doom’s 20th birthday.
Much like Doom itself, it never gets any less entertaining as it gets older.
Kissing under the mistletoe is overrated. This Christmas season, take the mistletoe and fashion it into a spear. That man over there — he’s invincible. Convince a blind man to throw the spear at him. It’ll all be good fun, I promise.
dinosaurs are all around us. they live on, in our hearts, deep inside. in a moment of sadness, a dinosaur is comforting you on your shoulder. in a moment of desperation, a dinosaur is leading you through the trials of life. in a moment of courage, a dinosaur is right behind you, pushing you on to victory. thank you dinosaurs, for all that you’ve done
So I go on Bulbapedia to see if you can get Darmanitan in X and Y and come across this picture of like eight Darmanitan about to rend these poor people asunder
it makes me happy
Scarlett Johansson by Mario Sorrenti for Vanity Fair December 2011
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien